Friday, October 29, 2010

Pixie Purrrss

Hi :) I'm pixie and i want to be your friend

Peekaboo

I can has cuddle?
cuddle cuddle cuddle cuddle cuddle Purrrrrrr

poor little me is sick

Winter is here and I is sick. Poor little me.


Horrible horrible evil evil vet mean man poke me with needles. And I have to drink yucky medicines.
First pixie was sick and had evil vet smell. But she got ok and the evil smell went away. So then I let her cuddle.


But then I was sick and cold.


Then mommy took to evil vet. I no like. But I better now.


(p.s. comment from mommy – calvin is not sick in any of these pics – they are just his funny poses)

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

earthquake and me

me no like. the ground under me was shaking (ok so more like my pedestal on the floor of the 4th floor apartment was shaking!) it disturbed my sweet slumber. i was happily sleeping on my pedestal when everthing started shaking and rattling. and i got picked up and taken outside! oh the horror. When mommy or daddy picks me up and carries me outside its usually to go to the V.E.T. ugh. But usually they put on their outside clothes when they do that, so when they jumped out of bed in the middle of the night and ran around like headless chickens while the world was shaking and grabbed me while still in their indoor night clothes i knew we were in for some trouble. and then horror of horrors, they ran down the stairs - do you know HOW LONG it take to go down 4 flights of stairs? i can tell you it takes too damn long. and THEN we just stood around the outside with lots and lots of humans. i held on to mommy for my dear life. even pixie was scared. i could tell. and she is usually too stupid to be scared of outside and humans. i think even she could feel that mommy and daddy were upset. i dont like it when they are upset. after some time (too too long!) we went back up and boy oh boy was i happy to be home. i don't understand why we had to go outside. by the time we got out of the door, the shaking had stopped. so why all the fuss. no one really explained nothing to me. i just hope it dont happen again. i don't like the outside. still its good mommy was holding me. i dont want to ever go anywhere without mommy.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

alas no pictures

wow its been a month since i showed the world my awesomeness. are you guys ok? how did you manage to survive without seeing my beautiful handsome face and knowing what i have been up to? worry not. i am back. alas unfortunately you will have to live a few more days without seeing my gorgeous face. the camera's broke or some such thing.

but i can tell you whats been happening in my life. i've been learning how to drive! yes i know im a cat but you have to understand we are much smarter than you give us credit for and we just need the opportunity to prove that we can achieve great things. you humans really underestimate cats. we cats can make the world a better place just through our genius and sheer beauty and elegance. in other news i've taken to peeing on the beanbag.

do you realise how hot its become? seriously. i need a personal air conditioner following me around everywhere i go. or maybe the entire apartment and the great outdoors should be air conditioned. (note from Calvin's mom: by outdoors he means the apartment building corridors!). But since mommy and daddy really dont have the money to do that.... they went ahead and.... sob... shame of all shames.... they... they shaved me. sigh. i look like a skinny anked cat with a big head and a fluffy tail. i cry myself to sleep at night. but im seeing a therapist and im trying to access my inner beauty. i think my inner beauty might be a lion. i have the mane for it. repeat after me.... i look like a lion... i look like a lion. on the plus side at least im not boiling my ass off in a fur coat.

Friday, April 23, 2010

flashback friday

i remember the day i first went to my big boy alone home. i was playing with my brothers and sisters and my mom. dad was looking on from a distance. i remember mom and dad talking about which kid looked like which parent. my one brother and two sisters looked just like mom.... fuzzy white clouds with pushed in faces. my one brother and me looked like my dad... well at least thats what my mom said. dad was all golden and long flowing fur and majestic and very unapproachable. now that i've grown up i look at myself in the mirror; i have doubts about my mother's fidelity.

i think she may have had an affair with an orange tabby. how else do you explain the tabby marks on my legs and the straight profile? but don't get me wrong.... I for one am glad mom slept around with some alley tom.... i mean how else do you explain my dashing good looks and distinguishing marks on my face and legs.

but back to that day. i remember playing with these two humans. they smelled nice. i climbed on the female's lap and played with her fingers. i liked them. they must have liked me too cos they brought me to their home. i was so excited.

i frolicked and explored

i ate my first meal at my new home

found a nice hiding spot.


i finally fell asleep in the male's lap
and i was happy.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

me n ma chair

this me
this me n ma chair

i likes ma chair
i means i really reaaally likes ma chair
ma chair is all mine
any stoopid who tries to get in ma chair can kiss ma.... foot?
stoopid can haz dirty outside chair

Monday, April 19, 2010

let me introduce myself

I'm just a laid back kinda dude. devilishly handsome if i do say so myself.

i just love just laying around my apartment. just letting it all hang loose.

this my favourite chair

this human feeds me and changes my litter. i let her hold me sometimes to reward good service.

this one amuses me and sometimes feeds me so i keep him around as backup feeder.

this ma stoopid sister

she annoys me

so this ma life. its good. eat. sleep. play. annoy the humans. torture the pixie. sleep some more. life is good indeed.