dog days

its big, its black and it makes loud noises. its constant need for attention and play time is a nuisance. i dont understand why mommy and daddy got such big ugly four legger. i mean they have me, what more can they possibly need in life? i can maybe understand the pixie (stupid cat is having identity crisis... thinks her name is mano. wierdo.) she is small, quite and understands the meaning of a hiss and mostly keeps to herself. she is fun chase once in a while and small enough that i can beat the crap out of her if i want to. the big black one is too big, stupid and is the most indecisive creature i have ever come across... his tail is constantly wagging... i mean whats that about? whats so confusing to you, you big black mutt??

on the plus side he get this nummy pink milk which i sneak taste sometimes. yum yum yum. and the door stays open sometimes and i can sneak out more. heh. the mutt has learnt his place. a little bit. but needs constant reminders. dumbest thing ever. and i thought pixie was dumb

princess here. my name is MANO. you are the big dumb dumb you didnt know my name. hmmmfff. the big dark fuzzy is evil. he licks me. he slobbery. and big. and loud. he not understand my dominance of the world.   I AM THE PRINCESS. why he not bow down to me. and why he slobber on me??? he will understand. he will bow down to my GREATNESS!!!!!

wooof! ball ball ball. ssswqqqqqquuuuueeeeekkkkyyyyyyyyy. play play play. oohhhh small fuzzy adorabuhls. i can has lick?? lick lick lick. *big goofy tongue hanging out dog grin*