flashback friday

i remember the day i first went to my big boy alone home. i was playing with my brothers and sisters and my mom. dad was looking on from a distance. i remember mom and dad talking about which kid looked like which parent. my one brother and two sisters looked just like mom.... fuzzy white clouds with pushed in faces. my one brother and me looked like my dad... well at least thats what my mom said. dad was all golden and long flowing fur and majestic and very unapproachable. now that i've grown up i look at myself in the mirror; i have doubts about my mother's fidelity.

i think she may have had an affair with an orange tabby. how else do you explain the tabby marks on my legs and the straight profile? but don't get me wrong.... I for one am glad mom slept around with some alley tom.... i mean how else do you explain my dashing good looks and distinguishing marks on my face and legs.

but back to that day. i remember playing with these two humans. they smelled nice. i climbed on the female's lap and played with her fingers. i liked them. they must have liked me too cos they brought me to their home. i was so excited.

i frolicked and explored

i ate my first meal at my new home

found a nice hiding spot.

i finally fell asleep in the male's lap

and i was happy.

me n ma chair

this me
this me n ma chair

i likes ma chair

i means i really reaaally likes ma chair

ma chair is all mine

any stoopid who tries to get in ma chair can kiss ma.... foot?

stoopid can haz dirty outside chair

let me introduce myself

I'm just a laid back kinda dude. devilishly handsome if i do say so myself.

i just love just laying around my apartment. just letting it all hang loose.

this my favourite chair

this human feeds me and changes my litter. i let her hold me sometimes to reward good service.

this one amuses me and sometimes feeds me so i keep him around as backup feeder.

this ma stoopid sister

she annoys me

so this ma life. its good. eat. sleep. play. annoy the humans. torture the pixie. sleep some more. life is good indeed.